I almost forgot my briefcase!
it contains important lab results
Danny and G. I could cry.
"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."
"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."
"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."
"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."
Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.
The old woman had me in tears… “WOW… eehhhhhYEEEEAAAHHH”
THIS IS SO IMPORTANT I STOPPED BREATHING
it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks
I absolutely had to do this. This line is golden.
Today we celebrate the beauty and wisdom of Harry Styles.
you ever see someone attractive but they’re such a stereotypical type of attractive that it’s actually boring
Thanks to the recent addition of their own 21x41ft pool, dogs at Lucky Puppy in Maybee, Michigan got to have their very own doggy pool party.
when I die this better be what heaven looks like tbh